I normally don't post this kinda stuff. But I wrote this entirely in my head while driving this morning, and it made me laugh and made my migraine go away.... So, I just had to.
g' mornin.
I got up
with my brain racin
my body limpin
my head screamin
I forgot to brush
leavin this stinkin breath!
you women
are killin me.
can't think straight
not that I would if I could...
tight shirts
red lips
long nails
battin eyes
and oh dear God,
smellin better
than apple pie.
you women
have gotta stop
'fore my entire world
goes awry!
