Dear Mind, or something sounding similar:
I'm writing to say you must stop
NOW! With care I carry this Message Love;
Go Gently--Hence, thoughts such as these will lead
to sleeplessness, as you may already have
noticed? Not only that, that extra drink
ain't your shrink! Yea, it makes you cry,
and long, leading to horniness; untouched.
The alternative is a slow death, BUT!
Alas--a sweet stroll it shall be.
in sanity, I plead with love... forevermore!