Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Jul 21, 2013
No Need For A Title: Just a thought...
People often say strange things,
like, "I rather enjoy the pleasure of my own company."
Many versions of ourselves gathered around
a living room fire, swirling
our gin and tonic's like a Rockefeller
discussing this and that
as if it actually mattered.
Perhaps this is why I am
always drunk?
Jun 13, 2012
BREAKING NEWS
The ward for words
Under lock and key
Never to see
The light of day, are
Rioting in their cells.
A few have escaped
The only certainty is
As they ran to their intended
Destination they
Could be heard for miles
Rejoicing in their freedom.
How they are received
Is not yet known.
PLEASE CALL, IF THEY
AFFECT YOU IN ANYWAY!
Under lock and key
Never to see
The light of day, are
Rioting in their cells.
A few have escaped
The only certainty is
As they ran to their intended
Destination they
Could be heard for miles
Rejoicing in their freedom.
How they are received
Is not yet known.
PLEASE CALL, IF THEY
AFFECT YOU IN ANYWAY!
Jun 10, 2012
Fresh
If I stink, I'd like to think
you'd be oh so
kind, and let me know
that I offend. Of course, I will bend
over backward, racing toward
a real cold shower, every hour
cause pleasing you, is all
I ever wanna do.
you'd be oh so
kind, and let me know
that I offend. Of course, I will bend
over backward, racing toward
a real cold shower, every hour
cause pleasing you, is all
I ever wanna do.
Feb 28, 2012
The Hatchback Honda Cowboy
He's quite average, under normal
circumstances. No blonde bomb
would give him a third look. But!
When he's The Hatchback Honda cowboy, he is rather special, indeed.
Even this eye could not turn away
from the wonderful sight I saw standing
next to pump number 3 at the Citgo on Church Street, no less.
He was tall with grace, and the face of a baby.
The tight Wranglers made
for an exceptional, ahem... rear seat!
Tucked beneath the black pant leg
were a pair of the best Justin boots
$299 can buy! With the silk red shirt
and the magnificent Stetson, rolled
most perfectly at the sides atop of
his head, it is quite frankly, enough to make any dyke sigh,
Va-Va-Voom!!! (and she did)
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circumstances. No blonde bomb
would give him a third look. But!
When he's The Hatchback Honda cowboy, he is rather special, indeed.
Even this eye could not turn away
from the wonderful sight I saw standing
next to pump number 3 at the Citgo on Church Street, no less.
He was tall with grace, and the face of a baby.
The tight Wranglers made
for an exceptional, ahem... rear seat!
Tucked beneath the black pant leg
were a pair of the best Justin boots
$299 can buy! With the silk red shirt
and the magnificent Stetson, rolled
most perfectly at the sides atop of
his head, it is quite frankly, enough to make any dyke sigh,
Va-Va-Voom!!! (and she did)
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
Jan 2, 2012
you women
I normally don't post this kinda stuff. But I wrote this entirely in my head while driving this morning, and it made me laugh and made my migraine go away.... So, I just had to.
g' mornin.
I got up
with my brain racin
my body limpin
my head screamin
I forgot to brush
leavin this stinkin breath!
you women
are killin me.
can't think straight
not that I would if I could...
tight shirts
red lips
long nails
battin eyes
and oh dear God,
smellin better
than apple pie.
you women
have gotta stop
'fore my entire world
goes awry!
g' mornin.
I got up
with my brain racin
my body limpin
my head screamin
I forgot to brush
leavin this stinkin breath!
you women
are killin me.
can't think straight
not that I would if I could...
tight shirts
red lips
long nails
battin eyes
and oh dear God,
smellin better
than apple pie.
you women
have gotta stop
'fore my entire world
goes awry!
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